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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I can't see the PCG forums at all now. They seem to have gone away.
    I hope they haven't moved into the loft
    All their sweepings will end up in here
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      I was actually thinking of screwing a hairspray can top to the palm, that would slot over the gearstick and thus allow me to drive.
      Still too painful for that stunt yet
      (pali) (bananananas to follow)

      I have visions of you getting a 6 inch nail, putting your hand palm upwards, can top on top of that, placing the nail point downwards...


      ... and the fire brigade cutting the table to extract the nail so you can be released so you can be flown back to Morriston. Again.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        My new truck is an LDV crewcab tipper, wish I could drive it.
        My brother is using it at the moment. + I have him running around picking stuff like concrete & slabs for me.
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Got home from the FMB bar (alone, as always - the only people who like exchanging witty banter with me there are the barmaids when they're being paid for it, and the doormen as they show me out )

          I shall now watch the first episode of Boys from the Blackstuff - because I can, and because it's true.

          If I said that in General they'd burn me - either because they knew what I was talking about, or because they didn't

          Then again, that lot would burn Gandhi for being a Paki who didn't contribute sufficiently to the turnover of the food marketing industry


          Frame it and hang it on the wall in General!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Wifey is up.
            She said she had a horrible dream. We were at the new house, and she woke up and came downstairs and I had thrown out her leather suite. thrown out the parquet flooring and dining table, and replaced it all with tatty furniture and a bright red carpet that didn't fit.
            I then refused to change it back.

            come on. interpret that one then?
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


              Alan Bleasdale knows how to wright plays
              C'mon, NF. You did that on porpoise, didn't you?
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                (pali) (bananananas to follow)

                I have visions of you getting a 6 inch nail, putting your hand palm upwards, can top on top of that, placing the nail point downwards...


                ... and the fire brigade cutting the table to extract the nail so you can be released so you can be flown back to Morriston. Again.
                I have a nail gun remember
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Anyway, I shall now retire to my sadly-neglected bedchamber

                  Nighty night - or good morning, if you live at that point of the clock's eternal circle
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Off to pick up the new kitchen later. son in-law is fitting it today & we are starting to move in tomorrow.
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Most of the family have called and said that they will be here to help us move in to the new house.
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    There will be several vans, a large trailer, and of course my truck to move everything, so we are saved the cost of a removal van at least.
                    Why does the work 'didicoi' spring to mind?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Should really leave more money in the checking accounts
                      #84000





                      Well done!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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