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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I was actually thinking of screwing a hairspray can top to the palm, that would slot over the gearstick and thus allow me to drive.
    Still too painful for that stunt yet
    #84048





    Well done!
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Workshop tools include:

      ...
      hand tools
      DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Workshop tools include:

        <long list>
        I thought we had a lot of stuff. I thought wrong. That's LOADS of stuff.




        I'm jealous.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            I think Vyvyan (despite the spelling) was my favourite:

            VYVYAN: This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.


            RICK: Oh, that's right, Vyvyan. If the mountain won't come to Muhammed, smash the drawing room to pieces. That's very Buddhist, isn't it!



            RICK: Help! I've just fallen into a grave!
            VYVYAN: Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
            NEIL: No! No! We can't bury Rick alive!
            VYVYAN: That's absolutely correct, Neil. We'd better kill him first.




            RICK: Oh, no. The front door's exploded.
            MIKE: Vyvyan!
            RICK: Vyvyan!
            VYVYAN: Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly, whenever anything explodes in this house, it's always "Blame Vyvyan!"
            MIKE: Well, who do you suggest we blame?
            RICK: Thatcher!
            VYVYAN: No! Blame whoever rang the doorbell because they obviously triggered off the bomb I set up.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              I've made it into Real Time™!

              I can start drivelling properly now.

              Hello Diver! (again)
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I thought we had a lot of stuff. I thought wrong. That's LOADS of stuff.




                I'm jealous.
                My hobby is cabinet making. and I am always on the scrounge for hardwoods.
                I have a hoarded pile of Camargue walnut (about £4000 worth) all beautifully grained & practically flawless. it was originally purchased to make high end shotgun & rifle stocks. I bought it at auction in 1996 (bankrupt Co) on a pallet for £30
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  The differential went on the car when down at ClientCo.

                  So now we have a hire car.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    I think Vyvyan (despite the spelling) was my favourite:

                    VYVYAN: This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.


                    RICK: Oh, that's right, Vyvyan. If the mountain won't come to Muhammed, smash the drawing room to pieces. That's very Buddhist, isn't it!



                    RICK: Help! I've just fallen into a grave!
                    VYVYAN: Brilliant! Let's fill it in!
                    NEIL: No! No! We can't bury Rick alive!
                    VYVYAN: That's absolutely correct, Neil. We'd better kill him first.




                    RICK: Oh, no. The front door's exploded.
                    MIKE: Vyvyan!
                    RICK: Vyvyan!
                    VYVYAN: Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly, whenever anything explodes in this house, it's always "Blame Vyvyan!"
                    MIKE: Well, who do you suggest we blame?
                    RICK: Thatcher!
                    VYVYAN: No! Blame whoever rang the doorbell because they obviously triggered off the bomb I set up.
                    I like bottom as well

                    I really shouldn't have said that on here
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      I've made it into Real Time™!

                      I can start drivelling properly now.

                      Hello Diver! (again)
                      Hello
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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