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[Diver]

Oh! Ayres!!! I thought you said Anderson

[zeitghost]

Just paid the moron tax

Have to pop to the garage for the paper in a bit... ah, thinking about it, I need some onions for my spag bol, so I'll have to go to the Co-Op instead.

Did you see the thing about the chappie who won a million on a 50p accumulator?

And he hasn't collected his winnings yet...

[BrowneIssue]

I need a pee now

just thought I'd share the moment

And? Are we going to get details?

How many times did you shake?

Is your damaged hand having an effect upon your aim?

Did you miss?

Did you flush?

(BI in DS23 questioning mode)

[Diver]

Did you see the thing about the chappie who won a million on a 50p accumulator?

And he hasn't collected his winnings yet...

I'll collect when I'm good and ready

[Diver]

And? Are we going to get details?

How many times did you shake?
Several Dozen

Is your damaged hand having an effect upon your aim?
Yes, this baby needs two hands

Did you miss?
No, I find mine first time

Did you flush?
I was a little red and out of breath

(BI in DS23 questioning mode)

[BrowneIssue]

So will I be if I don't get some exercise or get back to work soon

If you were anyone else I would suggest "How about some gentle swimming?"

But I suspect you would interpret that as: "How about lifting sunken 100 tonne lock gates from the bottom of Cardiff docks by means of you being under 20 metres of cold, murky water and working with heavy guage chains and probably explosives if given half a chance?"

Am I right or am I right?

[Diver]

If you were anyone else I would suggest "How about some gentle swimming?"

But I suspect you would interpret that as: "How about lifting sunken 100 tonne lock gates from the bottom of Cardiff docks by means of you being under 20 metres of cold, murky water and working with heavy guage chains and probably explosives if given half a chance?"

Am I right or am I right?

Wrong, it's Barry docks first for two 300 ton caissons

[BrowneIssue]

I cannot abide that man.

Pile surgery would be preferable to listening or watching any of his shows.

I don't like her either...

Glad you liked it though...

You don't like Pam Ayres?

If given a choice between Jordan, Nigella or Pam Ayres, I'd go for the latter. And I reckon I'd have serious knob-ache and completely depleted balls by the end of an evening.

[BrowneIssue]

Wrong, it's Barry docks first for two 300 ton caissons

and <shakes head smiley>

What do you do for recreation?

[zeitghost]

You slide it under the drawer on the vending machine while holding in the Coin Reject button, and move it sharply to the left. Voila! the drawer pops open.

At least, it did in the boozer I went to circa 1983.

And my mate P.E. had an electric lighter that when you held it against the metal panel on the table-top Lunar Lander machine and clicked it would either reset the machine, lock it up, or grant you credits. I thought that was an urban legend until he showed me how to do it.

The fruit machines I worked on had a circuit to detect that & put it into alarm (very loud) mode...