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[BrowneIssue]

The latest aids are digital, so I assume you might be able to do it using dsp...

I'd expect everyone to sound like Donald Duck or something equally odd though.

Yes, they would. But it is the range of frequencies that makes speech intelligible. Sucking on helium and going squeaky is funny, but just as understandable as normal speech.

Granted, one would no longer be able to recognise voices, but what gets said would be understood.

[zeitghost]

That was hard-core drivel, that was, squire.

It even included a thorough car review.

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[BrowneIssue]

Hello again everyone

Hello again!

You're up and down like tart in a brothel.

[zeitghost]

Not fond of carrots - more room for meat without them

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[zeitghost]

IPR might be an issue.

I suspect Ferret will get all the profit.

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[BrowneIssue]

Diver, that nail gun / Clint Eastwood quote I was trying to do the other day: I forgot the punch line, which was the whole point.

I meant to say something like:

"This is the Bosch BFG 9000, the most powerful nail gun in the world. It could blow your hand clean off. So, are you feeling lucky, plank?"

[Diver]

Hello again!

You're up and down like tart in a brothel.

Fed my face and got interested in "Clear & present danger" with Harrison Ford.

but I've seen it so many times I soon got bored.

[zeitghost]

Ah.

I've just remembered.

We've lost another student.

He died in a remarkably stupid way... dumb even by local standards.

He choked to death on 5 fairy cakes in an eating contest.

34 years old.

What a prat.

Needless to say, he wasn't one of mine.

[Diver]

Diver, that nail gun / Clint Eastwood quote I was trying to do the other day: I forgot the punch line, which was the whole point.

I meant to say something like:

"This is the Bosch BFG 9000, the most powerful nail gun in the world. It could blow your hand clean off. So, are you feeling lucky, plank?"

planker

[Diver]

Ah.

I've just remembered.

We've lost another student.

He died in a remarkably stupid way... dumb even by local standards.

He choked to death on 5 fairy cakes in an eating contest.

34 years old.

What a prat.

Needless to say, he wasn't one of mine.

That brings gruesome some meaning to the saying "Away with the Fairies"