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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    84000 and didn't realize until I passed it. Should really have made that post deeply philosophical or something
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Instead I am prattling on about something as mundane as money
    Well, this is CUK.

    And most people here are worshippers to Mammon.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Why does the work 'didicoi' spring to mind?
      Word

      gypo

      Why pay for a van when we have our own.

      My whole family are in business and most own large vans & Trailers or trucks.
      The trailer & trucks will be used to move my workshop tools & equipment to the new house.
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I was actually thinking of screwing a hairspray can top to the palm, that would slot over the gearstick and thus allow me to drive.
        Still too painful for that stunt yet
        #84048





        Well done!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I hope they haven't moved into the loft
          All their sweepings will end up in here
          That's OK. General is on the top so PCG's sweepings will feel at home there.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Wifey is up.
            She said she had a horrible dream. We were at the new house, and she woke up and came downstairs and I had thrown out her leather suite. thrown out the parquet flooring and dining table, and replaced it all with tatty furniture and a bright red carpet that didn't fit.
            I then refused to change it back.

            come on. interpret that one then?
            She's got the decorators in?



            How about a combination of impatience and fear it might not be perfect? She just needs her new nest to be ready so she can move into it.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Workshop tools include:

              1/4 ton 12" blade tablesaw
              thicknesser planer
              router table (industrial)
              moulder
              bench morticer
              Wood turning lathe
              Radial arm saw (very large mounted)
              bench planer large
              bench dovetailer
              metal lathe
              pillar drills
              bench grinders
              bench linishers
              industrial dust & chip extractor
              compressors 2
              jig table
              steel cabinets
              parts washer
              numerous nail guns & air & power tools
              hand tools
              paints, glues, varnishes
              fixings
              aprox 1.5 ton of hardwood stock
              etc. etc. etc.
              I need trucks & trailers to move it all
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                That's OK. General is on the top so PCG's sweepings will feel at home there.
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  I have a nail gun remember
                  "... and I'm not afraid to use it."

                  I can just imagine it now:

                  "This is a Bosch BFG 9000, the most powerful nail gun in the world and would blow your hand clean off."


                  Do you remember that episode of The Young Ones where Vivian nailed his legs to the table? Or was it Mike?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    "... and I'm not afraid to use it."

                    I can just imagine it now:

                    "This is a Bosch BFG 9000, the most powerful nail gun in the world and would blow your hand clean off."


                    Do you remember that episode of The Young Ones where Vivian nailed his legs to the table? Or was it Mike?
                    It was brilliant, it was vivian
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Do you remember that episode of The Young Ones where Vivian nailed his legs to the table? Or was it Mike?
                      "VYVYAN: Neil, is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table? What happens when we want to play Monopoly? Go directly to plate? Do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid hippie?"
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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