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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ... £400 lighter ...
    Here's one for £140:
    Armor Bolts Design

    Or if you're a real contractor:
    18 carat Solid Gold


    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ... possibly a broken wrist
    There goes the love life.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      There goes the love life.

      He can use the other hand and pretend someone else is doing it, sitting on it until it goes numb is optional.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Seriously SM sorry to hear that.

        You had Micheal Caine round?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Our fridge door is a little loose.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            maybe I need to fix it?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              next centrury?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                next centrury?

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                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

                  Thankyou kind lady!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    A slight moistening of the ground has commenced.

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                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      A slight moistening .

                      Cold shower here.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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