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    #329821
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ... £400 lighter ...
    Here's one for £140:
    Armor Bolts Design

    Or if you're a real contractor:
    18 carat Solid Gold


    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ... possibly a broken wrist
    There goes the love life.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #329822
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      There goes the love life.

      He can use the other hand and pretend someone else is doing it, sitting on it until it goes numb is optional.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #329823
        Seriously SM sorry to hear that.

        You had Micheal Caine round?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #329824
          Our fridge door is a little loose.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #329825
            maybe I need to fix it?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #329826
              next centrury?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #329827
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                next centrury?

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                  #329828
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

                  Thankyou kind lady!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #329829
                    A slight moistening of the ground has commenced.

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                      #329830
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      A slight moistening .

                      Cold shower here.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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