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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Bunging a couple of fit young geezers from down the pub a couple of quid to move it for you??
    I think that is what Mrs WTFH is doing while WTFH is shovelling....

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      It's not Monday, but if it was, I'd want this time waster on Nick's Links...

      Family Guy Yourself
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Genuine conversation with a developer:
        "Hi WTFH"
        "Hi Dev"
        "You were about to tell me the name"
        "The name of what?"
        "Yes"
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Laundry done

          And, more importantly, lunch had: some chicken and vegetable soup out of the freezer, with wholemeal toast

          And I popped out the back to start the Toyota up in case the battery was draining, as it's over six weeks since it's been started. Started straight away, so I ran it for a few minutes and it seems fine

          The battery on the Orion was already flat, because I'm a neglectful wretch who doesn't deserve to be the registered keeper of such a wonderful piece of engineering

          Anyway, I've got one of those small lithium ion battery jump starter thingies I keep in the glove compartment, so I brought that in to charge it up, though it's almost fully charged anyway.

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            if it's been flat for some time, it's probably fecked.
            it might start, but it won't hold a charge.
            Which reminds me of the current halfords ad.
            if your car wont start, bring it to halfords and we'll fit a new battery.
            WTF????

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Laundry done

              And, more importantly, lunch had: some chicken and vegetable soup out of the freezer, with wholemeal toast

              And I popped out the back to start the Toyota up in case the battery was draining, as it's over six weeks since it's been started. Started straight away, so I ran it for a few minutes and it seems fine

              The battery on the Orion was already flat, because I'm a neglectful wretch who doesn't deserve to be the registered keeper of such a wonderful piece of engineering

              Anyway, I've got one of those small lithium ion battery jump starter thingies I keep in the glove compartment, so I brought that in to charge it up, though it's almost fully charged anyway.
              Why do you have 2 cars? Is it one for each of your brains?

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                The battery on the Orion was already flat, because I'm a neglectful wretch who doesn't deserve to be the registered keeper of such a wonderful piece of engineering

                Anyway, I've got one of those small lithium ion battery jump starter thingies I keep in the glove compartment, so I brought that in to charge it up, though it's almost fully charged anyway.
                If it's a car you don't use that often, or the battery doesn't hold its charge well, get one of these:
                https://www.amazon.co.uk/AA-Solar-Po...Y?ref=ast_p_ep
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Why do you have only 2 cars?
                  FTFY
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    if it's been flat for some time, it's probably fecked.
                    it might start, but it won't hold a charge.
                    Which reminds me of the current halfords ad.
                    if your car wont start, bring it to halfords and we'll fit a new battery.
                    WTF????
                    The Toyota's not flat at all

                    Actually, I haven't checked the Orion in a bit - I was just assuming it may be flat. But it could be OK. I put a new battery in there a few months ago…

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Why do you have 2 cars? Is it one for each of your brains?
                      Because nobody gets rid of an Orion Mk II 1.6i Ghia voluntarily

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