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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    My wife says that I am a walking disaster that should be contained and possibly eradicated as an unviable offshoot of the human race

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post


      <shakes head in dismay.

      oh dear oh dear oh dear.
      So that's where you are!

      I wondered...
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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I once took two girls back to their flat for a threesome. decided we should all have a bath together first.
        Picked one naked lovely up and lowered her into the bath, back went, severe pain, had to hobble home without nooky and in severe pain
        Now that is suffering

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          DS23 has another 500 posts to read before he gets here.

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            At least I'm getting the executive summary from his quoting Diver, though
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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              At £220,000 a year and a free ride in Bransons baloon
              cool! can i come too? please? please?

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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                At least I'm getting the executive summary from his quoting Diver, though
                Much better than having to read through it all again....
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  DS23 has another 500 posts to read before he gets here.
                  oh no - i'm here already.


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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post

                    Hello
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      "Here's the science..."

                      32767 is the exact value of 32k.

                      From a sad, techie perspective that makes it an interesting number.

                      32768 is 32k + 1 which on some systems would cause a buffer overflow error.

                      32767 is the maximum length of a character string in an Oracle database, so one more than that would cause it to error.
                      That was what happened to the PM's "public forum" on the Number 10 website a few years ago. They'd got some numpty in to write a DLL in Visual Basic which handled the data storage, and (s)he used a signed int (which is 16 bits twos-complement in VB) for the post count.

                      When post 32768 came along, it rolled over to -32768, because it was signed. Even better, the system then said "Oh, look, all these posts have numbers greater than the current post count; they must be garbage data", and deleted the lot

                      Cue one empty "public forum"
                      Last edited by NickFitz; 27 November 2007, 11:07. Reason: typo

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