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    #id
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    The network is back again. Yesterday they had:
    1. VPN failure (someBob "tweaked" the software)
    2. An IBM board went pop with no redundancy, pulling down 3 servers that affected everywhere outside the US to varying degrees of tulipness.
    3. No tapes were harmed.
    Reminds me of the time that a large ISPs live reports were deleted from the system.
    Unfortunately the tape machine was actually broken (?!) so no back ups were being made.

    They had to rely on my own personal memory stick back up, to get the Live environment re-instated
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #id
      Afternoon

      I feel normal today. I've even done exercise.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #id
        Three months ago: "No, that will never happen."

        Today: "It goes wrong when that happens."

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          #id
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Three months ago: "No, that will never happen."

          Today: "It goes wrong when that happens."

          Hmm yep told you so 3 months ago....
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #id
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Three months ago: "No, that will never happen."

            Today: "It goes wrong when that happens."


            I'm good at predicting what will happen, far in advance, usually totally ignored at the time.

            Quite funny watching them run around when they are reactively trying to fix it, rather than do it properly in the first place .
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #id
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Maybe he can explain why its a shrewdness of Apes but a cartload of Monkeys?

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ery,_by_animal

              apes
              shrewdness
              troop

              monkeys
              barrel
              cartload
              tribe
              troop
              wilderness
              Cart was what Admin used before Tulip in the swear filter. Probably.

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                #id
                Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                Cart was what Admin used before Tulip in the swear filter. Probably.
                took me a moment

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                  #id
                  Was asked earlier to change a slidedeck to add a point as "expert" wanted it in there.

                  End client argued the point and has shown me that the "expert"'s solution isn't worth the paper its written on.

                  Person who told me the expert's comment needed to be in there is now left with the task of sending my previous slidedeck out as the latest version.
                  Last edited by eek; 7 March 2017, 17:39.
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #id
                    In other pointless political games - the data upload that was on hold last week is back on tonight as a matter of priority...
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #id
                      Just in time for steerco to scrap the project tomorrow lunchtime....
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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