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Was that when you were working on quarrying the stonehenge rocks?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDriving east in the morning & west in the evening.
Lovely.
When I worked in Bryn Mawr, I could watch sunrise 4 times and sunset 4 times, depending on the time of year.
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Currently playing with Lego(tm) Mindstorms(tm) for some open day thing on Friday.
I'm writing a COSHH form for the bricks.
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Permie leaving. I'd heard she was going to Australia, so being "funny", I wrote upside down in her card. Turns out she's not going to Australia at all.
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just tell her you were unhinged at thought of her leaving, she will probably believe you...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostPermie leaving. I'd heard she was going to Australia, so being "funny", I wrote upside down in her card. Turns out she's not going to Australia at all.
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You know that panic that goes through your mind when a letter in a brown envelope comes through the door?
Yup, just had it.
Hector writing
Nothing was red in the letter
Just want a tax return. Phew.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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+1. Inclination has also gone walkabout so it's an early finish today.Originally posted by covbob View Post<---merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Ditto. Here before eight so not too long before I take off.Originally posted by eek View Post+1. Inclination has also gone walkabout so it's an early finish today.Comment
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Infinite tedium.
Existential Boredom.
I'm so bored I'm thinking of doing a COSHH form.
The UCU members are one out, all out, wot about the workers tomorrow & thursday.Comment
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here. Brolly is on standby alert.
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