Classic!

[realityhack]

And my shoes?

You were seen wobbling out the door with them on.....

<starts toe tapping...>

Erm... Here, have some of this stuff.

It was worth it - trust me.

Why are you looking at me like that? Are you ok?

[cojak]

MY SHOES!!!!!!

<sobs>

[realityhack]

Hey - look on the bright side - at least I didnt have to bother fixing the heels.

Why is Threaded lying face down underneath the coffee table?

[cailin maith]

There are some cross dressing hobbits down a hole somehwere, parading around with them on

[cailin maith]

Hey - look on the bright side - at least I didnt have to bother fixing the heels.

Why is Threaded lying face down underneath the coffee table?

The pie got him.

[realityhack]

The pie got him.

Shall we shave his eyebrows?

Cojak? You ok hun? You're looking a little pale.

[norrahe]

Shall we shave his eyebrows?

Nah, let's play buckeroo with him instead.

[Rookie]

Nah, let's play buckeroo with him instead.

anyone got a saddle?

[cailin maith]

Nah, let's play buckeroo with him instead.

[realityhack]

Nah, let's play buckeroo with him instead.

Brilliant idea.

<places a ballpoint pen in his ear>