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Ah Stella, a right fit German bird, last seen down the English Gardens in Munich.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. -
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Ah, so whose kebab did Drewster have then?Originally posted by norrahe View PostSorry thought it was mine and ate it while you were murder..... I mean singingWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Cheers VF.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post< pulls a Stella out the fridge and chucks it to Rav >
Anyone seen my kebab anywhere?
I saw Norrahe eating one and Drewster cleaning up with one, though to be honest, neither were perfectly packed...Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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<walks back in, putting mobile away>
Sorry - had to do a bit of work (some of us have to...) Off to Milan next week so had to get stuff organised.
Has Hackers brought my shoes back yet?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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I think one of them might be mine....Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThere's a load of taxis just turned up outside."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Blatant name/placedropping.Originally posted by cojak View Post<walks back in, putting mobile away>
Sorry - had to do a bit of work (some of us have to...) Off to Milan next week so had to get stuff organised.
Has Hackers brought my shoes back yet?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Nope he's not been seen since he sashayed off in your heels to the offie... Maybe he pulled en route?Originally posted by cojak View Post<walks back in, putting mobile away>
Sorry - had to do a bit of work (some of us have to...) Off to Milan next week so had to get stuff organised.
Has Hackers brought my shoes back yet?Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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So why are we all here again?Comment
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