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    Classic!

    This is no word of a lie....a guy in my office had us bad laiughing the other day with tales of his step son getting refused a job in MacDonalds!

    We were like "what kind of person gets refused a job with MacDonalds?!!"


    Today he tells us he's been offerred a full time job - with HMRC
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Wow when I was a student I worked at McD's.

    My interview question was "Do you like cricket?", I said "Yes", he said "Good, can you start tomorrow?".

    Presume HMRC must make the interview questions a little easier
    Originally posted by cailin maith
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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      #3
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      This is no word of a lie....a guy in my office had us bad laiughing the other day with tales of his step son getting refused a job in MacDonalds!

      We were like "what kind of person gets refused a job with MacDonalds?!!"


      Today he tells us he's been offerred a full time job - with HMRC
      Oh that's so funny, you must be great fun at a dinner party ! Anymore funny ones ? not to soon though give me time to stop laughing first !

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        #4
        Originally posted by Number9 View Post
        Oh that's so funny, you must be great fun at a dinner party ! Anymore funny ones ? not to soon though give me time to stop laughing first !
        Work for HMRC do we?

        (Well done on working out how to use the internet!)
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Number9 View Post
          Oh that's so funny, you must be great fun at a dinner party ! Anymore funny ones ? not to soon though give me time to stop laughing first !
          he's the son!
          I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            Work for HMRC do we?

            (Well done on working out how to use the internet!)

            Nope I work for myself and yes this internet thing is great, how long has it been available ? I must keep up with the times !

            Oh go on give us another "Classic" so we can all fall around "bad laughing"

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              #7
              Originally posted by Number9 View Post
              Nope I work for myself and yes this internet thing is great, how long has it been available ? I must keep up with the times !

              Oh go on give us another "Classic" so we can all fall around "bad laughing"
              Oh excellent - we've got a live one!!

              What a noob
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Oh excellent - we've got a live one!!

                What a noob

                Are you the little fat girl in the corner everyone laughs ! Classic !

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Number9 View Post
                  Are you the little fat girl in the corner everyone laughs ! Classic !
                  Come back when you can string a sentence together which actually makes sense eh, Cyberman.
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Personal attacks on CUK members is against the terms of service. It never happens here.

                    HTH

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