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Leave him alone , he's only trying to be friendly.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostCome back when you can string a sentence together which actually makes sense eh, Cyberman.
If a number 1 is a wee
a number 2 is plop plops
jeez
a number 9 must be the biggest mankiest steamingest turd the planet has ever seen
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<pulls a six pack from the fridge and drops it to the coffee table whilst simultaneously falling onto the settee and kicking the slippers off>Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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He IS Cyberman - look at the way he writes, leaving spaces between ? and !'sOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostCalling him Cyberman was nasty.The pope is a tard.Comment
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You wish !Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostHe IS Cyberman - look at the way he writes, leaving spaces between ? and !'s
No word of a lie ClassicAnne is back, give us another tale from the office pleaseComment
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How can he be Cyberman - he's a cheeky chirpy cockney geezer. No word of a lie guv'ner. Gawd bless yer mam.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostHe IS Cyberman - look at the way he writes, leaving spaces between ? and !'sBored.Comment
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<places warm popcorn onto the table>
there ya go.
<takes can and pours into chilled glass>
cheers threaded!
<takes good sup>
these two have a history you know.Comment
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We have no history, I just didn't like her story, didnt think it was funny. What I do find funny is some bird who looks down their nose at people, classic !Originally posted by DS23 View Post<places warm popcorn onto the table>
there ya go.
<takes can and pours into chilled glass>
cheers threaded!
<takes good sup>
these two have a history you know.Comment
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