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Originally posted by chef View Postpersonally I think the ref stepped in a bit too early before putting no.9 on last warning, we didnt even have chance to ring for pizza
my monies on SA giving him a screeming running eric cantona style ninja kick to the groin before asking where her pint is and joining the party.. not that I agree in voilence or anything but it is Friday and it's either release your tension on here or some sunderland fan will be on the sharp end later on..
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I say let the Sunderland fan have it.my ferret is your ferretComment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostWow when I was a student I worked at McD's.
My interview question was "Do you like cricket?", I said "Yes", he said "Good, can you start tomorrow?".
Presume HMRC must make the interview questions a little easier
I would imagine that hygiene requirements are a bit lower at HMRC, plus burger-flipping is a skilled job !!
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You never know, Ravello....Originally posted by Ravello View PostYou think Threaded and DS23 are going to hijack your pot-noodling CJ?
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by ferret View Post
didn't
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screaming
violence
idiot
I say let the Sunderland fan have it.
I can either type fast or accurate, I'll try harder next time..
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWe are only just getting started. I put an advert on facebook for this thread so it should soon get going.....
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Have a cocktail while you are waiting? Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall?Originally posted by cojak View Post
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he did a captain oates on us. walked out on the greatest party never to return...Originally posted by ratewhore View PostI'm going to have to ask - where was that?Comment
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<pats space on sofa between threaded and self>Originally posted by cojak View PostYou never know, Ravello....
ah come now - we're a harmless pair of innocents who wouldn't dream of nicking your noodle.
need some more beer here! anyone near the fridge?Comment
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Yeah yeah - that's what you WOULD say!Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI would imagine that hygiene requirements are a bit lower at HMRC, plus burger-flipping is a skilled job !!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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