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    #41
    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    I miss untouchable...he threw the BEST parties!
    We are only just getting started. I put an advert on facebook for this thread so it should soon get going.....

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      #42
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      personally I think the ref stepped in a bit too early before putting no.9 on last warning, we didnt even have chance to ring for pizza

      my monies on SA giving him a screeming running eric cantona style ninja kick to the groin before asking where her pint is and joining the party.. not that I agree in voilence or anything but it is Friday and it's either release your tension on here or some sunderland fan will be on the sharp end later on..

      didn't
      money's
      screaming
      violence
      idiot

      I say let the Sunderland fan have it.
      my ferret is your ferret

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        #43
        Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
        Wow when I was a student I worked at McD's.

        My interview question was "Do you like cricket?", I said "Yes", he said "Good, can you start tomorrow?".

        Presume HMRC must make the interview questions a little easier


        I would imagine that hygiene requirements are a bit lower at HMRC, plus burger-flipping is a skilled job !!

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          #44
          Originally posted by Ravello View Post
          You think Threaded and DS23 are going to hijack your pot-noodling CJ?
          You never know, Ravello....
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #45
            Originally posted by ferret View Post

            didn't
            money's
            screaming
            violence
            idiot

            I say let the Sunderland fan have it.


            I can either type fast or accurate, I'll try harder next time..

            RIP Fleetwood
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #46
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              We are only just getting started. I put an advert on facebook for this thread so it should soon get going.....
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #47
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Have a cocktail while you are waiting? Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                  I'm going to have to ask - where was that?
                  he did a captain oates on us. walked out on the greatest party never to return...

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    You never know, Ravello....
                    <pats space on sofa between threaded and self>

                    ah come now - we're a harmless pair of innocents who wouldn't dream of nicking your noodle.

                    need some more beer here! anyone near the fridge?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                      I would imagine that hygiene requirements are a bit lower at HMRC, plus burger-flipping is a skilled job !!
                      Yeah yeah - that's what you WOULD say!
                      The pope is a tard.

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