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    #61
    Originally posted by javacoder View Post
    Did someone say facebook? I will invite all my friends......
    Noooooooooo!!!!!!! Not facebook!!!!

    I dont want to be known as the contractor who took the p*ss out of HMRC!!!! I'll get hounded (even more so) forever!!!!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #62
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      I brought a bag of Percy Pigs and a party pack of Monster Munch if anyone's peckish.

      ...and don't forget some nuts....
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #63
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        ...and don't forget some nuts....
        <cough>
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #64
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          ...and don't forget some nuts....
          You want those coated or plain?

          Let me help you out of those wet clothes.



          (It is smutty Friday after all... (Or is that specifically in Light Relief?)

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            #65
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            ...and don't forget some nuts....
            yeah - where is xeno? i think he's bringing them.

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              #66
              it's where the mood takes you, isn't it?

              Anyway - I fancy moving onto champagne...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #67
                Where's our host gone?

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                  #68
                  You haven't banned him already, have you ferret?
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #69
                    more importantly, where's the loo? i'm bustin' for a wee!
                    Last edited by DS23; 30 January 2009, 13:00. Reason: every little helps

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      more importantly where's the loo? i'm bustin' for a wee.
                      Over there on the left mate.

                      Chuck the remote control over while you're there.

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