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    #51
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    he did a captain oates on us. walked out on the greatest party never to return...
    Are you sure he never returned? He could have come in, streaked round and gone again : everyone was far too smashed to notice.....

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      #52
      Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
      I miss untouchable...he threw the BEST parties!
      Where is he anyway?

      <opens fridge and chucks a couple of beers over to DS>

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        #53
        Did someone say facebook? I will invite all my friends......

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          #54
          Originally posted by javacoder View Post
          Did someone say facebook? I will invite all my friends......
          All 2 of them?

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            #55
            did we get a thursday favourite five yesterday? i think not.

            let's have friday one until no9 come's back with his sharp and insightful comments on sa's comedy routine.

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              #56
              I brought a bag of Percy Pigs and a party pack of Monster Munch if anyone's peckish.

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                #57
                Originally posted by chef View Post
                sunderland fan
                OI!!!!!!!

                Now being called fat I can take.
                It's also reasonably fair when people call me thick.
                And I couldn't give a toss if people dont find me or my stories amusing.

                But calling me a Sunderland fan Chef - not cool!!!!!

                (especially this close to the derby!!)
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Have a cocktail while you are waiting? Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall?
                  Could you make mine a Slippery Nipple, please?

                  Ta.
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Could you make mine a Slippery Nipple, please?

                    Ta.
                    Done. What do you want to drink?

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                      #60
                      <catches beer from hackers>

                      ta!

                      <sprays beet all over cojak>

                      oops!

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