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    #71
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Over there on the left mate.

    Chuck the remote control over while you're there.
    See if number9's got any pron RH!!
    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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      #72
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Chuck the remote control over while you're there.
      sure thing

      <lobs remote to hackers>

      <eases of sofa>

      'scuse me.

      <walks over sprawlled brillopad>

      <taps bathroom door>

      anyone in there?

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        #73
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Over there on the left mate.

        Chuck the remote control over while you're there.
        That is Number9's bedroom!

        Still : I guess he deserves that......

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          #74
          Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
          See if number9's got any pron RH!!
          It all seems to be boy on boy stuff

          Better use this high quality stuff I got from Amsterdam.....

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            #75
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Disagree.
            It proves that no one is above a friendly jest, not even the sleekest, most well oiled, organisational machine the country has ever seen




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              #76
              <stands up, start's singing "La la la", goes to sit back down on the setee, misses, and is now flat on his back, asleep under the coffee table clutching an almost empty champagne bottle.>

              threaded in "two pot screamer" mode
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #77
                <switches TV on, to AV, starts DVD in player>


                Oh bloody hell, it's The Sound Of Music.

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                  #78
                  I'm off out to the off licence... back in a sec.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    I'm off out to the off licence... back in a sec.
                    Get some Jagermeister and redbull, hackers...
                    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by threaded View Post
                      <stands up, start's singing "La la la", goes to sit back down on the setee, misses, and is now flat on his back, asleep under the coffee table clutching an almost empty champagne bottle.>

                      threaded in "two pot screamer" mode
                      <tries to wipe spilled Pot Noodle from the shagpile>
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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