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sure thingOriginally posted by realityhack View PostChuck the remote control over while you're there.
<lobs remote to hackers>
<eases of sofa>
'scuse me.
<walks over sprawlled brillopad>
<taps bathroom door>
anyone in there?Comment
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That is Number9's bedroom!Originally posted by realityhack View PostOver there on the left mate.
Chuck the remote control over while you're there.
Still : I guess he deserves that......Comment
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It all seems to be boy on boy stuffOriginally posted by dwm009 View PostSee if number9's got any pron RH!!
Better use this high quality stuff I got from Amsterdam.....Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDisagree.
It proves that no one is above a friendly jest, not even the sleekest, most well oiled, organisational machine the country has ever seen

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<stands up, start's singing "La la la", goes to sit back down on the setee, misses, and is now flat on his back, asleep under the coffee table clutching an almost empty champagne bottle.>
threaded in "two pot screamer" modeInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Get some Jagermeister and redbull, hackers...Originally posted by realityhack View PostI'm off out to the off licence... back in a sec.Gas masks don't fit snails...
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<tries to wipe spilled Pot Noodle from the shagpile>Originally posted by threaded View Post<stands up, start's singing "La la la", goes to sit back down on the setee, misses, and is now flat on his back, asleep under the coffee table clutching an almost empty champagne bottle.>
threaded in "two pot screamer" mode"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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