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room for a small one?
I have some vodka some nice malt whisky 23 year old lagavulin
anyone fancy a kebab
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You can **** off too monkeyboy.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostCalm your skin down man
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Kebab you say? Yes please!Originally posted by norrahe View Postroom for a small one?
I have some vodka some nice malt whisky 23 year old lagavulin
anyone fancy a kebab
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Such kind words Rookie, but I think I'll kick around for a bitOriginally posted by Rookie View PostYou can **** off too monkeyboy.Comment
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chili sauce and mayo please, hold the red cabbageOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostKebab you say? Yes please!Comment
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Did someone mention a spit roast?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostKebab you say? Yes please!
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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you'll just have to pick it outOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postchili sauce and mayo please, hold the red cabbage
*puts several kebabs on table and moves pot noodles out of the way*Comment
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