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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Such kind words Rookie, but I think I'll kick around for a bit
    Only messing. Pull up your cloud-mobile.
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      <staggers through open door>

      right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.

      which was nice.

      <heads to kitchen to put stuff in fridge>

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        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        *puts several kebabs on table and moves pot noodles out of the way*
        < grabs an immaculately packed kebab from the table and heads back to sit on the stairs >
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          <staggers through open door>

          right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.

          which was nice.

          <heads to kitchen to put stuff in fridge>
          anyone for champagne and vodka cocktails?
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            <shouts from kitchen>

            oh and i didn't see hackers anywhere.

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              <staggers through open door>

              right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.

              which was nice.

              <heads to kitchen to put stuff in fridge>
              < clutching kebab, heads off to the kitchen with an empty glass >

              What do we owe you DS23?
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                <staggers through open door>

                right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.

                which was nice.

                <heads to kitchen to put stuff in fridge>
                You fogeot the bloody Pringles! <kicks DS up the arse as he send him back out of the door>
                I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

                  What do we owe you DS23?
                  a song! sing us a song and we're quits.

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                    Originally posted by Rookie View Post
                    You fogeot the bloody Pringles! <kicks DS up the arse as he send him back out of the door>
                    DS23 : while you are out can you get my a gimp mask please? I think somebody has pinched mine.

                    BTW what is Xen doing on that webcam?

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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      a song! sing us a song and we're quits.
                      Is that a portable Karaoke machine I see over there? And is it too early for "My Way"?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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