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Only messing. Pull up your cloud-mobile.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. -
<staggers through open door>
right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.
which was nice.
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< grabs an immaculately packed kebab from the table and heads back to sit on the stairs >Originally posted by norrahe View Post*puts several kebabs on table and moves pot noodles out of the way*Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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anyone for champagne and vodka cocktails?Originally posted by DS23 View Post<staggers through open door>
right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.
which was nice.
<heads to kitchen to put stuff in fridge>Comment
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< clutching kebab, heads off to the kitchen with an empty glass >Originally posted by DS23 View Post<staggers through open door>
right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.
which was nice.
<heads to kitchen to put stuff in fridge>
What do we owe you DS23?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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You fogeot the bloody Pringles! <kicks DS up the arse as he send him back out of the door>Originally posted by DS23 View Post<staggers through open door>
right, that's a crate of jager and a 12 redbulls, a box of stella, 40 fags, a pack of havana's, two cheap lighters, a box of guinness, a bottle of johnny walker, a tub of pecan and vanilla ice cream, three bottles of taittinger, two bags of scratchings, 6 assorted tubes of pringles and they gave me a free bottle of absolute vodka.
which was nice.
<heads to kitchen to put stuff in fridge>I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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a song! sing us a song and we're quits.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
What do we owe you DS23?Comment
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DS23 : while you are out can you get my a gimp mask please? I think somebody has pinched mine.Originally posted by Rookie View PostYou fogeot the bloody Pringles! <kicks DS up the arse as he send him back out of the door>
BTW what is Xen doing on that webcam?Comment
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Is that a portable Karaoke machine I see over there? And is it too early for "My Way"?Originally posted by DS23 View Posta song! sing us a song and we're quits.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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