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    Originally posted by Rookie View Post
    You lot really are a sad bunch of w@nkers!
    Still came to the party though, didn't you?
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Still came to the party though, didn't you?
      Life's too short and besides its Friday and I like parties.
      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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        Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
        Has anyone told voodoo, the Karaoke mic was used to soak up the spilt pot noodle?
        Hmmm, anyone got a tissue?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Hmmm, anyone got a tissue?
          ...dirty boy.
          I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Hmmm, anyone got a tissue?
            Here's an old sock...
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              < turns volume down a bit >

              < finds the "My Way" track on the Karaoke CD >

              < clears throat >

              < hits the "Play" button >
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                <sings>And now, the end is near</sings>
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  <sings>And so I face the final curtain</sings>
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    <sings>My friend, I'll say it clear</sings>
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      <sings>I'll state my case, of which I'm certain</sings>
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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