Classic!

[BrilloPad]

Its all gone a bit quiet in here : are we out of booze?

[Gonzo]

Its all gone a bit quiet in here : are we out of booze?

As usual I am the last one to arrive at the party and everyone has gone home.

What did this Number9 do again?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Gonzo keep the noise down, trying to get some kip on the shag pile.

Oooh look a half eaten kebab and a pot noodle.

[Gonzo]

Gonzo keep the noise down, trying to get some kip on the shag pile.

Oooh look a half eaten kebab and a pot noodle.

Oops.

I see this thread has now been moved to Light Relief. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted but we can't have threads like this dragging down the tone of General eh?

[BrowneIssue]

What The F????

Right! Who left all this bloody mess in here?

Eh?

I bet it was them bloody Generalites.

Jeez.

They should be effing ashamed of themselves.

Coming in here, dumping their party rubbish.

I dunno. What is the world coming to?

Now then, where's the broom?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Last time I saw the broom was when Number9 bent over.

[BrilloPad]

As usual I am the last one to arrive at the party and everyone has gone home.

What did this Number9 do again?

Just a standard numpty troll : seemed to pick on SA. One of DP's sockpuppets?

I am trashed : I am just going to pop into tpd then I am going to crash. I hope BI does not make too much noise while he sweeps up.....

[BrowneIssue]

Last time I saw the broom was when Number9 bent over.

Is that how that glass got broken and the blood got on the carpet?

I am trashed : I am just going to pop into tpd then I am going to crash. I hope BI does not make too much noise while he sweeps up.....

Well don't mind ME while I do all the washing up thankyouverymuch.

[chef]

<chef bursts through the door laden with duty free>

SURPRI..

oh.. err hello? anyone?

geez this place looks a tulip hole

[chef]

well bugger you all then, i heard a party was going on and rushed over from munich..

<cracks open the veuve cliquet and pours a half pint>

well... who's watching

<puts his feet up on threaded who seems to be snoring very loudly>