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    Originally posted by cojak;
    757761Off to Milan next week
    Remember to take some tapes.


    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    MY SHOES!!!!!!


    I've still got Number9's credit card here. Do Blahniks deliver?

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      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Brilliant idea.

      <places a ballpoint pen in his ear>
      <places a large glass of baileys on his head>
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
        Remember to take some tapes.




        I've still got Number9's credit card here. Do Blahniks deliver?
        get some lamboutins instead
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Shall we shave his eyebrows?

          Cojak? You ok hun? You're looking a little pale.
          How am I going to get home without shoes?

          And they were so nice...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
            Remember to take some tapes.




            I've still got Number9's credit card here. Do Blahniks deliver?
            <cheers up>
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              How am I going to get home without shoes?

              And they were so nice...
              Finish that glass and you'll not be walking anywhere!

              <carefully attaches bulldog clip to Threaded's earlobe>

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                <carefully places a half eaten kebab on Threaded's shoulder...>
                Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                  < very, very carefully places the inflatable sheep he found in one of the kitchen cupboards on top the glass of Baileys >
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    < very, very carefully places the inflatable sheep he found in one of the kitchen cupboards on top the glass of Baileys >
                    BUCKAROO!!!!

                    Have a good weekend everyone!
                    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                      (chef calls up on the phone)

                      hello, can't hear u, the music is too loud, yeah im on my way, im in frankfurt airport.. is threaded still asleep?

                      duty free anyone?
                      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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