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    #31
    Originally posted by Burdock View Post
    ...and she was far too nice for the likes of me
    Really? I never had you pinned as a minger Burdock.
    The pope is a tard.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
      I think Lucy's got the decorators in...

      Sorry, but it had to be said


      ha ha ha ha - that made me howl
      The pope is a tard.

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        #33
        Originally posted by richard-af View Post
        Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.
        ...and let's not forget the thong and matching pinnie. An innocent offer of a cuppa while you're wobbling in your stilettos might be a bit disconcerting...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #34
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


          ha ha ha ha - that made me howl
          Sure you're not still in the jacuzzi?
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            #35
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            My comment related to the time of men (like yourselves) being so shocked and surprised, in a schoolboy kind of way, about women doing particular kinds of roles.

            And yes, I have seen many women decorators, plumbers, mechanics etc, it's called the modern world.
            Ark at you. Next you'll be telling as wimmin can use computers. Tsk.

            Originally posted by Burdock View Post
            Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well
            Try stirring the cuppa with a spoon as opposed to with your kn0b - see if that makes a difference.

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              #36
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              And hide the bottle of rohypnol....
              Oh, and you're supposed to give it to her - don't take it yourself.

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