Lady decorator

[SallyAnne]

...and she was far too nice for the likes of me

Really? I never had you pinned as a minger Burdock.

[SallyAnne]

I think Lucy's got the decorators in...

Sorry, but it had to be said

ha ha ha ha - that made me howl

[cojak]

Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.

...and let's not forget the thong and matching pinnie. An innocent offer of a cuppa while you're wobbling in your stilettos might be a bit disconcerting...

[TheFaQQer]

ha ha ha ha - that made me howl

Sure you're not still in the jacuzzi?

[Clippy]

My comment related to the time of men (like yourselves) being so shocked and surprised, in a schoolboy kind of way, about women doing particular kinds of roles.

And yes, I have seen many women decorators, plumbers, mechanics etc, it's called the modern world.

Ark at you. Next you'll be telling as wimmin can use computers. Tsk.

Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

Try stirring the cuppa with a spoon as opposed to with your kn0b - see if that makes a difference.

[wendigo100]

And hide the bottle of rohypnol....

Oh, and you're supposed to give it to her - don't take it yourself.