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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    And hide the bottle of rohypnol....
    Oh, and you're supposed to give it to her - don't take it yourself.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    My comment related to the time of men (like yourselves) being so shocked and surprised, in a schoolboy kind of way, about women doing particular kinds of roles.

    And yes, I have seen many women decorators, plumbers, mechanics etc, it's called the modern world.
    Ark at you. Next you'll be telling as wimmin can use computers. Tsk.

    Originally posted by Burdock View Post
    Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well
    Try stirring the cuppa with a spoon as opposed to with your kn0b - see if that makes a difference.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


    ha ha ha ha - that made me howl
    Sure you're not still in the jacuzzi?

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.
    ...and let's not forget the thong and matching pinnie. An innocent offer of a cuppa while you're wobbling in your stilettos might be a bit disconcerting...

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
    I think Lucy's got the decorators in...

    Sorry, but it had to be said


    ha ha ha ha - that made me howl

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Burdock View Post
    ...and she was far too nice for the likes of me
    Really? I never had you pinned as a minger Burdock.

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  • Muttley08
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Well done Muttley. At least we got as far as post #15 before it WAS said
    I expected a comeback or at least a FO ...so I guess I must've hit home

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post
    I think Lucy's got the decorators in...

    Sorry, but it had to be said
    Well done Muttley. At least we got as far as post #15 before it WAS said

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You went out with a blow-up doll for a while?
    Doesn't everyone? They save you a fortune at Burger King.

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Ready with the "hammer and nails" or "screw" lines, then!
    Don't ask the carpenter if they want a biscuit with their tea, they'll already have one.

    (DIY gag, sorry. IGMC)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Burdock View Post
    I'm orf to look for a lady carpenter next
    Ready with the "hammer and nails" or "screw" lines, then!

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Burdock View Post
    Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well
    Have you considered wearing more than just your undercrackers whilst asking them? That'll scare most tradespersons off.

    Maybe they thought the flood had "soiled your goods" or "your bags were soggy", so to speak.

    HTH.

    Finbar Saunders

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Burdock View Post
    That's a pic of my ex. If it's good enough for Wendigo...
    You went out with a blow-up doll for a while?

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  • Muttley08
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    Originally posted by Burdock View Post
    She's gone!

    Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

    Anyway, 10/10 for the decorator. If anyone needs a recommendation for a top quality painter in the East Midlands let me know.

    I'm orf to look for a lady carpenter next
    Was she fit though??? Closest looking celebrity to her???

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  • Burdock
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    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.
    That's a pic of my ex. If it's good enough for Wendigo...

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