Reply to: Lady decorator

[wendigo100]

And hide the bottle of rohypnol....

Oh, and you're supposed to give it to her - don't take it yourself.

[Clippy]

My comment related to the time of men (like yourselves) being so shocked and surprised, in a schoolboy kind of way, about women doing particular kinds of roles.

And yes, I have seen many women decorators, plumbers, mechanics etc, it's called the modern world.

Ark at you. Next you'll be telling as wimmin can use computers. Tsk.

Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

Try stirring the cuppa with a spoon as opposed to with your kn0b - see if that makes a difference.

[TheFaQQer]

ha ha ha ha - that made me howl

Sure you're not still in the jacuzzi?

[cojak]

Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.

...and let's not forget the thong and matching pinnie. An innocent offer of a cuppa while you're wobbling in your stilettos might be a bit disconcerting...

[SallyAnne]

I think Lucy's got the decorators in...

Sorry, but it had to be said

ha ha ha ha - that made me howl

[SallyAnne]

...and she was far too nice for the likes of me

Really? I never had you pinned as a minger Burdock.

[Muttley08]

Well done Muttley. At least we got as far as post #15 before it WAS said

I expected a comeback or at least a FO ...so I guess I must've hit home

[Zippy]

I think Lucy's got the decorators in...

Sorry, but it had to be said

Well done Muttley. At least we got as far as post #15 before it WAS said

[wendigo100]

You went out with a blow-up doll for a while?

Doesn't everyone? They save you a fortune at Burger King.

[Chugnut]

Ready with the "hammer and nails" or "screw" lines, then!

Don't ask the carpenter if they want a biscuit with their tea, they'll already have one.

(DIY gag, sorry. IGMC)

[TheFaQQer]

I'm orf to look for a lady carpenter next

Ready with the "hammer and nails" or "screw" lines, then!

[Chugnut]

Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

Have you considered wearing more than just your undercrackers whilst asking them? That'll scare most tradespersons off.

Maybe they thought the flood had "soiled your goods" or "your bags were soggy", so to speak.

HTH.

Finbar Saunders

[sasguru]

That's a pic of my ex. If it's good enough for Wendigo...

You went out with a blow-up doll for a while?

[Muttley08]

She's gone!

Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

Anyway, 10/10 for the decorator. If anyone needs a recommendation for a top quality painter in the East Midlands let me know.

I'm orf to look for a lady carpenter next

Was she fit though??? Closest looking celebrity to her???

[Burdock]

Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.

That's a pic of my ex. If it's good enough for Wendigo...