Lady decorator

[richard-af]

She's gone!

Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

Anyway, 10/10 for the decorator. If anyone needs a recommendation for a top quality painter in the East Midlands let me know.

I'm orf to look for a lady carpenter next

Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.

[Burdock]

Do you have anything like your Avatar in your place? Maybe inflatable dolls strewn about the gaff puts ladies off? Just a thought.

That's a pic of my ex. If it's good enough for Wendigo...

[Muttley08]

She's gone!

Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

Anyway, 10/10 for the decorator. If anyone needs a recommendation for a top quality painter in the East Midlands let me know.

I'm orf to look for a lady carpenter next

Was she fit though??? Closest looking celebrity to her???

[sasguru]

That's a pic of my ex. If it's good enough for Wendigo...

You went out with a blow-up doll for a while?

[Chugnut]

Why don't tradespeople ever accept my offer of a drink? They always do on TV. The plumber declined a cuppa the other night as well

Have you considered wearing more than just your undercrackers whilst asking them? That'll scare most tradespersons off.

Maybe they thought the flood had "soiled your goods" or "your bags were soggy", so to speak.

HTH.

Finbar Saunders

[TheFaQQer]

I'm orf to look for a lady carpenter next

Ready with the "hammer and nails" or "screw" lines, then!

[Chugnut]

Ready with the "hammer and nails" or "screw" lines, then!

Don't ask the carpenter if they want a biscuit with their tea, they'll already have one.

(DIY gag, sorry. IGMC)

[wendigo100]

You went out with a blow-up doll for a while?

Doesn't everyone? They save you a fortune at Burger King.

[Zippy]

I think Lucy's got the decorators in...

Sorry, but it had to be said

Well done Muttley. At least we got as far as post #15 before it WAS said

[Muttley08]

Well done Muttley. At least we got as far as post #15 before it WAS said

I expected a comeback or at least a FO ...so I guess I must've hit home