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    Originally posted by Old Greg
    Make fat man phone your bank and tranfer all his money into your account. Or else.
    You hand the fat man your phone - he calls his bank and orders a telegraphic transfer of £4,356,281.31 into your account. His bank account will be empty via CHAPS transfer in a matter of hours. You take the phone and put it back in your satchel.

    The fat man cries.

    The crow squawks.

    It is now snowing.

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      Originally posted by realityhack
      You hand the fat man your phone - he calls his bank and orders a telegraphic transfer of £4,356,281.31 into your account. His bank account will be empty via CHAPS transfer in a matter of hours. You take the phone and put it back in your satchel.

      The fat man cries.

      The crow squawks.

      It is now snowing.
      Say 'Open full bottle of krug'

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        Originally posted by Old Greg
        Say 'Open full bottle of krug'
        The fat man takes a full bottle of Krug and opens it. He looks at you.

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          Make the fat man sample if before you take it to ensure it is not spiked.

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            Originally posted by Ardesco
            Make the fat man sample if before you take it to ensure it is not spiked.
            The fat man swigs from the bottle, nothing happens.

            The fat man burps.

            It is snowing.

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              Originally posted by realityhack
              The fat man swigs from the bottle, nothing happens.

              The fat man burps.

              It is snowing.
              Say to fat man, 'Now tell me what I need to know or die.'

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                Take the 30p in cash, and crossbow with 5 explosive tipped bolts

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                  Originally posted by Old Greg
                  Say to fat man, 'Now tell me what I need to know or die.'
                  The fat man says "I've told you everything you need to know, please don't kill me" and sobs uncontrollably.

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                    Originally posted by realityhack
                    The fat man says "I've told you everything you need to know, please don't kill me" and sobs uncontrollably.
                    Do what Ardesco said.

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                      Originally posted by realityhack
                      The fat man says "I've told you everything you need to know, please don't kill me" and sobs uncontrollably.
                      Take all then go outside and head north.
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