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    Pick up pen, paper, and invoice.

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      Originally posted by Ardesco
      Pick up pen, paper, and invoice.
      Your satchel now contains:
      1 candle
      1 box of matches
      Half a bottle of water
      4 small, glowing crystal orbs
      320 receipts for valid business expenses
      1 pocket knife
      1 first aid kit
      1 avocado
      1 mobile telephone
      1 mont blanc fountain pen
      40 sheets of vellum paper
      1 suspiciously sparkly invoice

      You satchel is getting quite heavy.

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        take umbrella and golf club

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          Originally posted by Ardesco
          take umbrella and golf club
          You cannot carry both these items.

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            Originally posted by realityhack
            Your satchel now contains:
            1 candle
            1 box of matches
            Half a bottle of water
            4 small, glowing crystal orbs
            320 receipts for valid business expenses
            1 pocket knife
            1 first aid kit
            1 avocado
            1 mobile telephone
            1 mont blanc fountain pen
            40 sheets of vellum paper
            1 suspiciously sparkly invoice

            You satchel is getting quite heavy.
            Hey - what happened to my £55.72 in loose change?
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              Originally posted by TheFaqqer
              Hey - what happened to my £55.72 in loose change?
              This is in your wallet.

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                exit hut, follow lakeside path north, whistling merrily

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                  Originally posted by Burdock
                  exit hut, follow lakeside path north, whistling merrily
                  Noooooo take the golf club or umbrella (i'm thinking umbrella)

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                    Originally posted by Burdock
                    exit hut, follow lakeside path north, whistling merrily
                    You exit the hut, and bump into a large man, the large man says "what the hell?"

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                      offer large man the avacado.

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