Am I Going the Right Way?

[richard-af]

I thought this game was about todgers, crows, and whining permies. Now it's like playing Quake III!

[realityhack]

Open chest

You open the old wooden chest, it contains a first aid kit, some tinned caviar, an avocado, a mobile telephone and 1 glowing crystal orb.

Health = 30
Stamina = 2
Respect = 20

[Ardesco]

eat caviar

[richard-af]

MC tomorrow, please!

[realityhack]

eat caviar

You eat the caviar, it's delicious.

Health = 60
Stamina = 3
Respect = 30

[Ardesco]

pick up contents of chest

[realityhack]

pick up contents of chest

Your satchel now contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
Half a bottle of water
4 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife
1 first aid kit
1 avocado
1 mobile telephone

You are in a hut - there is a table and chair to the left, with a stack of writing paper, a pen and a suspiciously sparkly invoice. To the right is an old hat stand, with a golf club, and an umbrella on the stand. There is an empty wooden chest by the far wall.

You are wearing a chameleon cloak and carrying a katana in your right hand.

You have £55.72 in loose change.

Health = 60
Stamina = 4
Respect = 30

[Burdock]

write random poem on paper

[TheFaQQer]

Your satchel now contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
Half a bottle of water
4 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife
1 first aid kit
1 avocado
1 mobile telephone

You are in a hut - there is a table and chair to the left, with a stack of writing paper, a pen and a suspiciously sparkly invoice. To the right is an old hat stand, with a golf club, and an umbrella on the stand. There is an empty wooden chest by the far wall.

You are wearing a chameleon cloak and carrying a katana in your right hand.

You have £55.72 in loose change.

Health = 60
Stamina = 4
Respect = 30

Take all

(If you tried that in The Boggit on the Speccy, you got a message saying "It takes an extra 2K to program an "ALL" command")

[realityhack]

write random poem on paper

You pick up the pen and write a beautiful, solemn poem about death and taxes on the paper, that would make any man weep.

Respect +5