Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

Help Troll to his feet and return his Katana (Whatever that is?)

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Help Troll to his feet and return his Katana'

The village mob are nearing the top of the hill, you can hear angry chanting "death to contractors, long live Darling, permies unite etc"

?help define: katana

Katana (刀:かたな, Katana) is a type of Japanese backsword or longsword (大刀:だいとう, daitō). In use after the 1400s, the Katana is a curved, single-edged sword traditionally used by the samurai.

[Colemanisor]

Go east and run like feck - nothing worse than angry, slack-jaw-permie-loving mobs.

[realityhack]

east

You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign. to the west you can hear angry chanting growing louder.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

[daviejones]

You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign. to the west you can hear angry chanting growing louder.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

Do I have a boat, or even a canoe and paddle?

[realityhack]

Do I have a boat, or even a canoe and paddle?

?help inventory:

You have a small satchel containing:
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
3 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
A packet of beans
1 pocket knife

[daviejones]

?help inventory:

320 receipts for valid business expenses

I can really relate to that...

[realityhack]

I can really relate to that...

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'I can really relate to that'

[richard-af]

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'I can really relate to that'

I don't understand your misunderstanding. Or am I misunderstanding a misunderstanding? Does anyone understand?

[realityhack]

I don't understand your misunderstanding. Or am I misunderstanding a misunderstanding? Does anyone understand?

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'I don't understand your misunderstanding. Or am I misunderstanding a misunderstanding? Does anyone understand?'

The angry mob of permies are getting closer, closing in on your position from the West.

[richard-af]

I shall confuse them by doing the same work as they do, but for £500 a day. While they reel in bewilderment, I will, in fact, go West... right under their noses.