Originally posted by realityhack
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Come hatchet man, what happens next?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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First answers carried. Fagger has chosen to eat the beans.Originally posted by TheFaqqerYes
"The statue pauses, lowers his axe, and backs away. The old woman looks shocked, and runs away behind the cottage screaming. You feel a rumbling in your stomach. The rumbling becomes a growl, a roar, and your stomach swells.
You scream in pain as you feel a sharp stabbing sensation in your back, and turn around to see a root pushing its way out of your body, then another, and another.
You cough blood and splutter, panicked, in blinding agony, as a shoot sprouts through your stomach, and widens, leaves rapidly developing as you watch, agape, wide-eyed.
The roots find the ground and rapidly shoot downwards, anchoring you in place, as the shoot turns into a branch, then a green trunk, soaring skyward above you, widening and splitting you apart.
You sigh as your body is torn in two and flail as your torso hits the ground, everything is getting dark, you fade away as the towering plant sprouts vines and whirls its way into the clouds."
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Originally posted by realityhackFirst answers carried. Fagger has chosen to eat the beans.
"The statue pauses, lowers his axe, and backs away. The old woman looks shocked, and runs away behind the cottage screaming. You feel a rumbling in your stomach. The rumbling becomes a growl, a roar, and your stomach swells.
You scream in pain as you feel a sharp stabbing sensation in your back, and turn around to see a root pushing its way out of your body, then another, and another.
You cough blood and splutter, panicked, in blinding agony, as a shoot sprouts through your stomach, and widens, leaves rapidly developing as you watch, agape, wide-eyed.
The roots find the ground and rapidly shoot downwards, anchoring you in place, as the shoot turns into a branch, then a green trunk, soaring skyward above you, widening and splitting you apart.
You sigh as your body is torn in two and flail as your torso hits the ground, everything is getting dark, you fade away as the towering plant sprouts vines and whirls its way into the clouds."
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Bravo RH!!
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Fagger- fancy eating the beans! If we had just sh4gged the statue everything would have been hunky dory!Comment
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I'm sorry, I do not understand "NExitPOKE 32143:2000 (set strength to 2000)ContinueY"Originally posted by Muttley08N
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Thankyou and welcome to CUK MUDOriginally posted by Burdockstart again? Y
Health = 100
Stamina = 10
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"You are in a forest clearing, there is a small stream running East to West, and a picnic table in the middle of the clearing. You can hear peoples voices in the distance to the North. Exits are N, S, W."Comment
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have sex with tableOriginally posted by realityhackThankyou and welcome to CUK MUD
Health = 100
Stamina = 10
Respect = 1
"You are in a forest clearing, there is a small stream running East to West, and a picnic table in the middle of the clearing. You can hear peoples voices in the distance to the North. Exits are N, S, W."Comment
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