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"You throw your satchel, containg all your worldly goods, at the crow - the statue swats the satchel back at you with his battleaxe with a strong cross-court backhand. You hear a faint smashing sound"Originally posted by Burdockthrow satchel at crowComment
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open satchelOriginally posted by realityhack"You throw your satchel, containg all your worldly goods, at the crow - the statue swats the satchel back at you with his battleaxe with a strong cross-court backhand. You hear a faint smashing sound"Comment
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Your satchel contains:Originally posted by TheFaqqeropen satchel
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
2 small, glowing crystal orbs
1 smashed crystal orb
320 receipts for valid business expenses
A packet of beans
1 pocket knifeComment
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Strike matchOriginally posted by realityhackYour satchel contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
2 small, glowing crystal orbs
1 smashed crystal orb
320 receipts for valid business expenses
A packet of beans
1 pocket knifeComment
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"You light a match, it burns to your fingers, which hurts. you drop the match, it goes out. The statue starts to walk towards you. The old lady cackles. The crow frantically nods towards the satchel, and starts pecking the statue."Originally posted by TheFaqqerStrike matchComment
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impersonate crowOriginally posted by realityhack"You light a match, it burns to your fingers, which hurts. you drop the match, it goes out. The statue starts to walk towards you. The old lady cackles. The crow frantically nods towards the satchel, and starts pecking the statue."Comment
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"You get to your feet and walk up to the statue, attempting to peck it. The Statue hits you across the head with his sugary battleaxe, knocking you to the floor."Originally posted by TheFaqqerimpersonate crow
-60 health points (40 remaining)
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