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You gather £55.72 in loose change.Originally posted by TheFaqqerTake coins then go Up
You do not have enough stamina to climb the beanstalk.
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 15
Stamina = 1
Respect = 15Comment
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You drink some refreshing mineral water.Originally posted by ArdescoDrink water
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 17
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'What about my todger? It's beginning to go a bit whiffy, what with the heat and all.'Originally posted by richard-afWhat about my todger? It's beginning to go a bit whiffy, what with the heat and all.
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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Eat permieOriginally posted by realityhackI'm sorry, I do not understand: 'What about my todger? It's beginning to go a bit whiffy, what with the heat and all.'
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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Make bandage from the shirt of woven permie. stem bleedingOriginally posted by realityhackI'm sorry, I do not understand: 'What about my todger? It's beginning to go a bit whiffy, what with the heat and all.'
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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You gnaw on the decaying flesh of one of the permies, it doesn't taste nice, but it's food I suppose.Originally posted by TheFaqqerEat permie
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 17
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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