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I'm sorry, I do not understand: ' Nevermind that. What self respecting contractor takes a day off to go wandering thru fields!!!' -
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Originally posted by realityhackI'm sorry, I do not understand: ' Nevermind that. What self respecting contractor takes a day off to go wandering thru fields!!!'
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You say "what is so funny"Originally posted by DS23say "what is so funny?"
A little voice in the grass below you pipes up "your flies are undone!" and laughs. Several other little voices around you chatter and giggle.
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<Don Estelle> Whispering grass don't tell the trees because the trees don't need to know</Don Estelle>I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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You whip it out and urinate towards the sound of the first voice.Originally posted by Muttley08urinate towards little voice
You hear "uurggh, right, you've had it" and the sound of several tiny swords being drawn. The grass rustles rapidly in little lines towards you. You see perhaps 30 or 40 tiny imps wielding razor sharp swords, about to attack you.Comment
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resign yourself to your doom. open your arms wide and let them do their worst. then, at the last moment turn tail and run south as fast as possible.
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Drop trolleysOriginally posted by realityhackYou whip it out and urinate towards the sound of the first voice.
You hear "uurggh, right, you've had it" and the sound of several tiny swords being drawn. The grass rustles rapidly in little lines towards you. You see perhaps 30 or 40 tiny imps wielding razor sharp swords, about to attack you.
Bend over
F*rt towards imps
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