Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

Back in a bit <program suspended>

[DS23]

bloody games: they always hang between doorways. damn graphics card needs upgrading...

[Burdock]

bloody games: they always hang between doorways. damn graphics card needs upgrading...

Are we running RealityHack version 2.x?

[DS23]

not sure. probably have to re-boot to find out.

[realityhack]

<program restarted>
>system error, checking buffer...
>file system OK
>journaled y
>map loaded
>player loaded
>realityhack v3.0.4 running

south

You run South, todger hanging out, imps hacking away at your legs with razor-sharp swords. You're screaming like a little girl. An imp is climbing up your urine stained trousers towards your todger, sword raised.

you are running across a great grassy plain up a hill towards a bemused troll and one-legged ninja, there is a small thatched village to the West, a crow circles in the air above you.

Exits N, S, E, W.

Health = 65
Stamina = 4
Respect = -41

[TheFaQQer]

<program restarted>
>system error, checking buffer...
>file system OK
>journaled y
>map loaded
>player loaded
>realityhack v3.0.4 running


You run South, todger hanging out, imps hacking away at your legs with razor-sharp swords. You're screaming like a little girl. An imp is climbing up your urine stained trousers towards your todger, sword raised.

you are running across a great grassy plain up a hill towards a bemused troll and one-legged ninja, there is a small thatched village to the West, a crow circles in the air above you.

Exits N, S, E, W.

Health = 65
Stamina = 4
Respect = -41

say "kill imp" to ninja

[DS23]

and mind the todger.

[realityhack]

say "kill imp" to ninja

The ninja hops over to you, and expertly slices one of the imps in half. It squeals and falls to the floor, you slip on the bloody remains of the imp and fall backwards upon several imps and their pointy swords. This hurts a lot.
The remaining imps swarm all over you while you try to protect your todger.

The ninja watches you writhe in pain, hopping.

Health = 45
Stamina = 3
Respect = -51

[TheFaQQer]

The ninja hops over to you, and expertly slices one of the imps in half. It squeals and falls to the floor, you slip on the bloody remains of the imp and fall backwards upon several imps and their pointy swords. This hurts a lot.
The remaining imps swarm all over you while you try to protect your todger.

The ninja watches you writhe in pain, hopping.

Health = 45
Stamina = 3
Respect = -51

inventory

[realityhack]

inventory

You have a small satchel containing:
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
3 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife