Originally posted by DS23
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Am I Going the Right Way?
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You remove the chameleon cloak, your visibility is restored. The fat man grabs the half bottle from your hand and swigs it down in one, wide-eyed. He splutters "How the bloody hell did you do that? Who are you? I'm going to call security..." -
Yep - but it's forcing me to be imaginative - good mental exercise.Originally posted by DS23i like this game but it does put a lot off stress on the programmer.
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you also need to remember (record) rather a lot...Originally posted by realityhackYep - but it's forcing me to be imaginative - good mental exercise.
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He looks at you, at the katana in your hand, raises his eyebrow and thinks for a moment before saying "You may have a point there, now for the interview... Titch, Mitch, Twitch, get him!"Originally posted by Old GregSay, 'Now I am all the security you will ever need.'
3 well-built men look up from their conversation at the bar, and run towards you. You guess that the largest one, over 7 feet tall, is Titch. Twitch and Mitch pull weapons from holsters, a 9mm Glock semi automatic and a crossbow with explosive tipped bolts. The fat man runs behind a group of skiiers and watches.Comment
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Say, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?'Originally posted by realityhackHe looks at you, at the katana in your hand, raises his eyebrow and thinks for a moment before saying "You may have a point there, now for the interview... Titch, Mitch, Twitch, get him!"
3 well-built men look up from their conversation at the bar, and run towards you. You guess that the largest one, over 7 feet tall, is Titch. Twitch and Mitch pull weapons from holsters, a 9mm Glock semi automatic and a crossbow with explosive tipped bolts. The fat man runs behind a group of skiiers and watches.Comment
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You say, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?' as Titch grabs you by the throat and lifts you clear off the snow, tightening his grip.Originally posted by Old GregSay, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?'
The fat man laughs, and orders some more Champagne from the bar.
It it snowing. A crow circles above you.Comment
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Give crow the secret wink.Originally posted by realityhackYou say, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?' as Titch grabs you by the throat and lifts you clear off the snow, tightening his grip.
The fat man laughs, and orders some more Champagne from the bar.
It it snowing. A crow circles above you.Comment
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You wink at the crow, the crow looks confused. You start to choke.Originally posted by Old GregGive crow the secret wink.
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