Originally posted by realityhack
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You walk behind the bar. You tread on some smashed glass. The fat man, Mitch and Twitch are hiding behind the bar.Originally posted by Old GregEnter bar.
The fat man looks up, but not quite at you, he grabs the pistol from Mitch and fires several shots towards you. One grazes your thigh, this hurts. The fat man stops to reload.
Health = 40
Stamina = 3
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Say to fat man, 'Congratulations, you have passed the test of the avocado, now you must follow me to the imp-lord.'Originally posted by realityhackYou walk behind the bar. You tread on some smashed glass. The fat man, Mitch and Twitch are hiding behind the bar.
The fat man looks up, but not quite at you, he grabs the pistol from Mitch and fires several shots towards you. One grazes your thigh, this hurts. The fat man stops to reload.
Health = 40
Stamina = 3
Respect = 40Comment
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Yep - much better idea. Just keep doing what Ardesco says.Originally posted by ArdescoHold glowing crystal orb in front of fat man and tell him to put gun down.Comment
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I'll skip the 'I'm sorry, I do not understand' bit and follow this!Originally posted by ArdescoHold glowing crystal orb in front of fat man and tell him to put gun down.
You take a glowing crystal orb out of your satchel, and show it to the fat man.
The fat man sees a hovering crystal orb and hears a booming voice tell him to "put the gun down". He does as he is told. He looks very afraid. Twitch twitches, and wets himself. Mitch is cowering, head in hands.
A crow squawks, perching on the bar.Comment
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Take gun. Then say "Give me all your money" to Fat ManOriginally posted by realityhackI'll skip the 'I'm sorry, I do not understand' bit and follow this!
You take a glowing crystal orb out of your satchel, and show it to the fat man.
The fat man sees a hovering crystal orb and hears a booming voice tell him to "put the gun down". He does as he is told. He looks very afraid. Twitch twitches, and wets himself. Mitch is cowering, head in hands.
A crow squawks, perching on the bar.Comment
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