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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    As quoted
    You put the orb back in your satchel and take the phone out, You snap the scene before you - it looks gruesome but it's well composed and correctly exposed. You marvel at the picture quality and notice the phone has a 4mp camera.

    The fat man looks defeated, shrunken. He sits in a pool of blood, sobbing.

    The crow says "nice picture", and continues to preen it's feathers.

    [edit] The fat man says "whatever percentage you want... just leave me alone, please."

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      Say "Now about your percetage..."

      Discuss contracting opportunities with him where his cut is 5% maximum.

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        Originally posted by Ardesco
        Say "Now about your percetage..."

        Discuss contracting opportunities with him where his cut is 5% maximum.
        He tells you about a job with a vague description, he explains "that's all the information the client gave me", and points towards the thatched village.

        You agree a rate of £2,500 a day where the fat man's take will be -5%. He hands you a works schedule and a contract.

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          Originally posted by realityhack
          He tells you about a job with a vague description, he explains "that's all the information the client gave me", and points towards the thatched village.

          You agree a rate of £2,500 a day where the fat man's take will be -5%. He hands you a works schedule and a contract.
          Tell him to go through the corpses' pockets.

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            Check contract and tell him your payment terms are 1 week in advance of you doing the work.

            As the contract starts today you now owe me £12,500.

            Pay up now or I add interest!!!

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              Originally posted by Old Greg
              Tell him to go through the corpses' pockets.
              He finds 30p in cash, and a crossbow with 5 explosive tipped bolts.

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                Check contract for IR35 compliance.

                Tell him your payment terms are 1 week in advance of you doing the work.

                As the contract starts today you now owe me £12,500.

                Pay up now or I add interest!!!

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                  Make fat man phone your bank and tranfer all his money into your account.

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                    Originally posted by Ardesco
                    Check contract for IR35 compliance.

                    Tell him your payment terms are 1 week in advance of you doing the work.

                    As the contract starts today you now owe me £12,500.

                    Pay up now or I add interest!!!
                    The contract is inside IR35, and opting out of agency regs - you have the client contact's name and address, and a vague description of the work involved.

                    The fat man says "I have no cash on me".

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                      Make fat man phone your bank and tranfer all his money into your account. Or else.

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