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Take gun. Then say "Give me all your money" to Fat Man
You cannot pick up the gun, your hands are full.
You say "Give me all your money" to the fat man, he says "I only have this credit card". He shows you the credit card.
You cannot pick up the gun, your hands are full.
You say "Give me all your money" to the fat man, he says "I only have this credit card". He shows you the credit card.
Ask fat man to shoot crow with gun
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say that'll do nicely and would you like to rub my tits?
You say "that'll do nicely and would you like to rub my tits?" The fat man throws the credit card in your general direction and says "I can't see you, where are your tits? please don't make me do this"
Harshly question the fat man to find out why you were told to talk to him.
You interrogate the fat man, he says "look, don't hurt me, I don't know why you were sent to see me. Is there anything that I or my trainee recruitment consultants can do for you? What kind of magic is this and what's that crow doing? Eww!"
The crow flutters onto the fat man's head, and poos on him. The crow squawks.
You interrogate the fat man, he says "look, don't hurt me, I don't know why you were sent to see me. Is there anything that I or my trainee recruitment consultants can do for you? What kind of magic is this and what's that crow doing? Eww!"
The crow flutters onto the fat man's head, and poos on him. The crow squawks.
He replies "Er, I wouldn't normally say that, but" He looks at the orb, he tries to work out where you are exactly "But, I'd say normally between 30 or 50%? It depends what we can fleece - er negotiate with the contractor. Are you a contractor?"
He replies "Er, I wouldn't normally say that, but" He looks at the orb, he tries to work out where you are exactly "But, I'd say normally between 30 or 50%? It depends what we can fleece - er negotiate with the contractor. Are you a contractor?"
Say, 'I'm asking the questions. Is that 30 - 50% of what the client pays or what the contractor takes?'
He replies "Er, I wouldn't normally say that, but" He looks at the orb, he tries to work out where you are exactly "But, I'd say normally between 30 or 50%? It depends what we can fleece - er negotiate with the contractor. Are you a contractor?"
PLEUGH
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