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    Originally posted by TheFaqqer
    Take gun. Then say "Give me all your money" to Fat Man
    You cannot pick up the gun, your hands are full.
    You say "Give me all your money" to the fat man, he says "I only have this credit card". He shows you the credit card.

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      say that'll do nicely and would you like to rub my tits?

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        Originally posted by realityhack
        You cannot pick up the gun, your hands are full.
        You say "Give me all your money" to the fat man, he says "I only have this credit card". He shows you the credit card.
        Ask fat man to shoot crow with gun
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          Originally posted by DS23
          say that'll do nicely and would you like to rub my tits?
          You say "that'll do nicely and would you like to rub my tits?" The fat man throws the credit card in your general direction and says "I can't see you, where are your tits? please don't make me do this"

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            Harshly question the fat man to find out why you were told to talk to him.

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              Originally posted by Ardesco
              Harshly question the fat man to find out why you were told to talk to him.
              You interrogate the fat man, he says "look, don't hurt me, I don't know why you were sent to see me. Is there anything that I or my trainee recruitment consultants can do for you? What kind of magic is this and what's that crow doing? Eww!"

              The crow flutters onto the fat man's head, and poos on him. The crow squawks.

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                Originally posted by realityhack
                You interrogate the fat man, he says "look, don't hurt me, I don't know why you were sent to see me. Is there anything that I or my trainee recruitment consultants can do for you? What kind of magic is this and what's that crow doing? Eww!"

                The crow flutters onto the fat man's head, and poos on him. The crow squawks.
                Ask him what range of margins he takes.

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                  Originally posted by Old Greg
                  Ask him what range of margins he takes.
                  He replies "Er, I wouldn't normally say that, but" He looks at the orb, he tries to work out where you are exactly "But, I'd say normally between 30 or 50%? It depends what we can fleece - er negotiate with the contractor. Are you a contractor?"

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                    Originally posted by realityhack
                    He replies "Er, I wouldn't normally say that, but" He looks at the orb, he tries to work out where you are exactly "But, I'd say normally between 30 or 50%? It depends what we can fleece - er negotiate with the contractor. Are you a contractor?"
                    Say, 'I'm asking the questions. Is that 30 - 50% of what the client pays or what the contractor takes?'

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                      Originally posted by realityhack
                      He replies "Er, I wouldn't normally say that, but" He looks at the orb, he tries to work out where you are exactly "But, I'd say normally between 30 or 50%? It depends what we can fleece - er negotiate with the contractor. Are you a contractor?"
                      PLEUGH
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