Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

Go to head of taxi rank and ask taxi driver, 'Do you accept pounds sterling?'

You bounce over to the taxi rank, and ask one of the taxi drivers 'Do you accept pounds sterling?'.
The taxi driver turns to his mates and says 'Oi - what did you say? Do you still owe me some money?'.

This starts an argument between the taxi drivers about money.

[realityhack]

Inventory

Your satchel contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
Half a bottle of water
3 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife
1 first aid kit
1 mobile telephone with incriminating photo of fat man
1 mont blanc fountain pen
1 signed contract for 50% of fat man's profits
1 dodgy contract (inside IR35, agency rules opt-out)
1 works schedule
4 explosive-tipped crossbow bolts

You are wearing a chameleon cloak
You are carrying a katana in your right hand and a crossbow armed with 1 explosive-tipped bolt.

You have £ 13.29 in your wallet
You have £ 4,356,281.31 in your personal account
You have £ 1,047,598.78 in your ltd account
Your income is £ 345,006.50 per day


Health = 56
Stamina = 4
Respect = 65

[Burdock]

Your satchel contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
Half a bottle of water
3 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife
1 first aid kit
1 mobile telephone with incriminating photo of fat man
1 mont blanc fountain pen
1 signed contract for 50% of fat man's profits
1 dodgy contract (inside IR35, agency rules opt-out)
1 works schedule
4 explosive-tipped crossbow bolts

You are wearing a chameleon cloak
You are carrying a katana in your right hand and a crossbow armed with 1 explosive-tipped bolt.

You have £ 13.29 in your wallet
You have £ 4,356,281.31 in your personal account
You have £ 1,047,598.78 in your ltd account
Your income is £ 345,006.50 per day


Health = 56
Stamina = 4
Respect = 65

I've been out of the loop for a few days, but to be honest I've always been fascinated by the crow. I feel he holds great promise.

"Offer money in wallet to crow"

[TheFaQQer]

I've been out of the loop for a few days, but to be honest I've always been fascinated by the crow. I feel he holds great promise.

"Offer money in wallet to crow"

PLEUGH

[realityhack]

"Offer money in wallet to crow"

The crow inspects the £13.29 you have offered, looks up at you and squawks 'That's not nearly enough', then continues to preen his feathers.

[Ardesco]

Take off cloak and ask taxi driver to drive you to city.

[Burdock]

The crow inspects the £13.29 you have offered, looks up at you and squawks 'That's not nearly enough', then continues to preen his feathers.

Ask crow what he would do with more money. And compliment him on his shiny feathers.

[richard-af]

Will the crow buy me a new todger?

[realityhack]

Take off cloak and ask taxi driver to drive you to city.

You remove your cloak. Your sudden appearance startles the taxi drivers - two of whom ditch their beers and run away, shouting and waving their arms wildly, before falling through gaps in the cloud cover.

The third driver is rooted to the spot, staring at you. You ask him to drive you to the city. He nods sheepishly, and opens the door for you.
You step into the hover taxi, the driver gets in, starts the engine, the taxi lurches about 15 feet above the cloud cover and you hear a roar as the jet engines push you forward.

You are in a taxi flying towards a brilliant, modern metropolis to the North. There is cloud cover to the East and West, the top of a beanstalk to the South, brilliant blue sky above you, and intermittent cloud cover below.

There is a crow sitting on the seat next to you. He squawks, and poos on the seat. The taxi driver whistles nervously.

[Burdock]

You remove your cloak. Your sudden appearance startles the taxi drivers - two of whom ditch their beers and run away, shouting and waving their arms wildly, before falling through gaps in the cloud cover.

The third driver is rooted to the spot, staring at you. You ask him to drive you to the city. He nods sheepishly, and opens the door for you.
You step into the hover taxi, the driver gets in, starts the engine, the taxi lurches about 15 feet above the cloud cover and you hear a roar as the jet engines push you forward.

You are in a taxi flying towards a brilliant, modern metropolis to the North. There is cloud cover to the East and West, the top of a beanstalk to the South, brilliant blue sky above you, and intermittent cloud cover below.

There is a crow sitting on the seat next to you. He squawks, and poos on the seat. The taxi driver whistles nervously.

Tell the crow that you are not sharing this taxi. Unless he pays 50%.