Am I Going the Right Way?

[ChimpMaster]

Fart, and a little bit of poo scratches the surface of your underpants. 'No cloak will hide that' you think.

[Ardesco]

Try to pitch a lightning insurance policy to the crowd as Plan B. Ensure that policy has small print that ensures you never pay out.

Sell policy to as many people as you can for as much money as you can.

[richard-af]

Fart, and a little bit of poo scratches the surface of your underpants. 'No cloak will hide that' you think.

The crow flies close to you. You grab it and wipe your botty with it. While wondering if you can claim a soiled crow on expenses, you are attacked by giant dwarves. They mean business.

[realityhack]

Fart, and a little bit of poo scratches the surface of your underpants. 'No cloak will hide that' you think.

You fart. It is a cloth-touching moment. Someone in the crowd yells 'Aw, who did that? That stinks!' The troll nearest you shouts 'It wasn't me! That's right, always blame the trolls, why don't you!'.

A fight starts. Several trolls and people are throwing punches. Some ninjas exchange conversation calmly.

All ambulance, fire and police vehicles have landed. The fire and ambulance crews go about their business. Several heavily armed police officers are running towards you.

[Ardesco]

Try to pitch a lightning and personal injury insurance policy to the crowd as Plan B. Ensure that policy has small print that ensures you never pay out.

Sell policy to as many people as you can for as much money as you can.

[realityhack]

Try to pitch a lightning and personal injury insurance policy to the crowd as Plan B. Ensure that policy has small print that ensures you never pay out.

Sell policy to as many people as you can for as much money as you can.

You start explaining the benefits of an exclusive lightning and personal injury insurance policy to the crowd. They stop exchanging blows and stare vaguely in your direction. A troll says 'Who said that?', the Ninjas draw their swords and walk towards the sound of your voice.

9 Heavily armed police officers stop in their tracks a few yards behind you, and point an assortment of miniguns and rifles at the ninjas, shouting 'Drop your weapons, now'. More police officers are running to the scene, talking on radios.

[Ardesco]

You start explaining the benefits of an exclusive lightning and personal injury insurance policy to the crowd. They stop exchanging blows and stare vaguely in your direction. A troll says 'Who said that?', the Ninjas draw their swords and walk towards the sound of your voice.

9 Heavily armed police officers stop in their tracks a few yards behind you, and point an assortment of miniguns and rifles at the ninjas, shouting 'Drop your weapons, now'. More police officers are running to the scene, talking on radios.

Shout all ninja's are troll loving homo's!!!

Than hit the deck and crawl out of the way as quick as you can.

[realityhack]

Shout all ninja's are troll loving homo's!!!

Than hit the deck and crawl out of the way as quick as you can.

You shout 'All ninja's are troll loving homo's!' and dive out of the way.
The ninjas turn to the people and start slicing and dicing, and a massive fight ensues.

You hear the deafening roar of gunfire - the police mow down all the people and trolls in a hail of bullets, shattering windows in the foyer of the East building. The ninjas are hit badly, but one switches to 'bullet time' and makes short work of the police.

The chopped-up and bullet-ridden remains of police officers, ninjas, trolls and humans lie scattered on the floor next to mini guns, rifles, radios and swords. A solitary ninja surveys the scene, and places his sword back in its scabbard.

In the distance, several police officers are radioing for help.

A large sheet of glass crashes to the floor of the East building foyer.

[Burdock]

Salute the ninja on his bravery, then ask him if he can help you procure a clean pair of pants (due to erstwhile farting incident).

[realityhack]

Salute the ninja on his bravery, then ask him if he can help you procure a clean pair of pants (due to erstwhile farting incident).

Your salute goes unnoticed - you ask the ninja for some clean underwear - he turns around towards the sound of your voice, and draws his sword.

Several unmarked black hover-vans arrive, and 3 teams of heavily armed police dive out, running towards the ninja.

The ninja turns towards the police, raises his sword, and starts running towards the police.

A crow circles above. It is now raining lightly.