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    "MD? Oh yes I was supposed to see him wasn't I. Well he can wait you are far more important. What time do you finish and where shall i meet you?"

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      Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
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      "MD? Oh yes I was supposed to see him wasn't I. Well he can wait you are far more important. What time do you finish and where shall i meet you?"
      You say "MD? Oh yes I was supposed to see him wasn't I. Well he can wait you are far more important. What time do you finish and where shall i meet you?"

      The Receptionist picks up a 'Heat' magazine, idly flicks through a few pages, and pushes a little red button on the desk.

      The clatter of heavy artillery, explosions and machine gun fire can be heard to the south.

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        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        You say "MD? Oh yes I was supposed to see him wasn't I. Well he can wait you are far more important. What time do you finish and where shall i meet you?"

        The Receptionist picks up a 'Heat' magazine, idly flicks through a few pages, and pushes a little red button on the desk.

        The clatter of heavy artillery, explosions and machine gun fire can be heard to the south.
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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
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          Expenses claimed, you now have £107,560.31 in your wallet.

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            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Expenses claimed, you now have £107,560.31 in your wallet.
            You buy 10 streets in Salford for BTL. Sadly, they're in the Ordsall estate (a bit worse than the estate in Shameless).

            Your health level is fastly diminishing. No crows - they've all been eaten by the locals.

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              Exit building and find a taxi to take you to the most expensive gentlemans clothing retailer in the city.

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              "I'll hook up with you later my dear" as you leave.

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                Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                Exit building and find a taxi to take you to the most expensive gentlemans clothing retailer in the city.

                Say

                "I'll hook up with you later my dear" as you leave.
                You say "I'll hook up with you later my dear", the secretary points to the lift without looking away from her magazine, and waves goodbye.
                The lift opens, and two burly looking security guards step out, walking towards you as you leave the building. They stop at the entrance and watch you walk South through the ruined piazza.

                There are no taxis here. There is a building and some rubble immediately North, damaged badly by the impact of a falling hover-ice-cream van.

                There are large office buildings to the East and West, radios, swords, mini-guns, rifles and grenades lie among the remains of police, trolls and people scattered to the East and South, and assorted wrecked hover-vehicles all across the piazza and road to the South. Further South are several hover-tanks, hover troop-carriers and many troops engaged in a fierce battle with a ninja and some tiny imps, some of whom appear to be taking one of the hover-tanks for a joyride.

                To the South West there is an upmarket shopping centre, to the South West is a bank.

                A crow circles above you.

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                  Pick up some grenades and any useful looking weapons and head South West to the shopping centre.

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                    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                    Pick up some grenades and any useful looking weapons and head South West to the shopping centre.
                    You pick up as many grenades as you can carry - you now have 7 grenades in your satchel.
                    You cannot pick up a rifle, mini-gun, or katana - your satchel is full, and you are carrying a crossbow and katana.

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                      SW to shopping centre!!

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