Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

Do what Ardesco said.

You take the cash, you now have £13.29 in your wallet.

You take the crossbow and 5 explosive tipped bolts.

You are feeling hungry and thirsty.

Health = 38
Stamina = 2
Respect = 50

[Old Greg]

You take the cash, you now have £13.29 in your wallet.

You take the crossbow and 5 explosive tipped bolts.

You are feeling hungry and thirsty.

Health = 38
Stamina = 2
Respect = 50

Say to fat man, 'Find me bar snacks'.

[Ardesco]

Using the pen and paper in your inventory write out a new contract entitling you to half the profits from the fat mans recruitment agency, but zero liabilites (silent partner). Make sure it is water tight so that there is no comeback and get fat man to sign it.

Then off you go to start your shiney new contract

[realityhack]

Say to fat man, 'Find me bar snacks'.

The fat man gives you 4 packets of dry-roasted peanuts, a bag of twiglets and a pickled onion.

[Old Greg]

The fat man gives you 4 packets of dry-roasted peanuts, a bag of twiglets and a pickled onion.

Eat bar snacks except pickled onion. Say to fat man, 'find me mineral water' and do what Ardesco said about the contract.

[Ardesco]

Using the pen and paper in your inventory write out a new contract entitling you to half the profits from the fat mans recruitment agency, but zero liabilites (silent partner). Make sure it is water tight so that there is no comeback and get fat man to sign it.

Then off you go to start your shiney new contract
(hopefully quick enought this time)

[realityhack]

Eat bar snacks except pickled onion. Say to fat man, 'find me mineral water' and do what Ardesco said about the contract.

You eat the Twiglets and Peanuts, they are delicious. You are very thirsty now.
The fat man cannot find any mineral water.
You write out a contract using your experience and keen legal wits which is watertight, making you a silent partner with zero liability for 50% of the fat man's turnover (income now £340,006.50 a day).
The fat man signs it.
Exits S, N, E, W.

[Old Greg]

You eat the Twiglets and Peanuts, they are delicious. You are very thirsty now.
The fat man cannot find any mineral water.
You write out a contract using your experience and keen legal wits which is watertight, making you a silent partner with zero liability for 50% of the fat man's turnover (income now £340,006.50 a day).
The fat man signs it.
Exits S, N, E, W.

Say to fat man, 'Find a selection of soft drinks'.

[Ardesco]

Drink the Krug and catch the sleeping crow (a talking crow has to be worth a few bob)

[realityhack]

Say to fat man, 'Find a selection of soft drinks'.

The fat man finds several bottles of J2O - mango and passionfruit, and apple and orange flavours.