Am I Going the Right Way?

[Burdock]

The imps agree what they think is a great deal, you have successfully hired 50 imps at £5 an hour each, there are 3 clients needing bum-on-seat t'imps, who are willing to pay £30 an hour per imp. You issue each imp with a works schedule and contract, and outsource them to The City. The imps run off to work.

You have no more paper.

It is sunny.

The fat man is bleeding heavily, his health is 45.

look for crow

[richard-af]

Found crow. Killed crow. Staunched Fat Man's blood flow with crow. Rifled through Fat Man's pockets looking for cash to pay imps. Found a key, a ball of string and £50.23p

[Burdock]

Found crow. Killed crow. Staunched Fat Man's blood flow with crow. Rifled through Fat Man's pockets looking for cash to pay imps. Found a key, a ball of string and £50.23p

Did you retrieve your todger?!

[richard-af]

Did you retrieve your todger?!

Sadly not. I need to find one soon, I'm missing it dreadfully.

[Burdock]

Sadly not. I need to find one soon, I'm missing it dreadfully.

do you think the crow ate it, or used it as a useful structural device in its nest?

[Ardesco]

do you think the crow ate it

Only if he thought it was a worm...

[richard-af]

Only if he thought it was a worm...

I'll have you know that my todger was HUGE, in both length & girth. I could hammer in nails with it, and regularly did so.

[Old Greg]

Inventory

[realityhack]

look for crow

<program restarting>
>map loaded
>player loaded
>realityhack v3.0.4 installed
>additional plugin hangover v5.0.1 installed
>typos enabled

There is a crow circling above you. It squawks.

[Old Greg]

<program restarting>
>map loaded
>player loaded
>realityhack v3.0.4 installed
>additional plugin hangover v5.0.1 installed
>typos enabled

There is a crow circling above you. It squawks.

Inventory