Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

Inventory

Your satchel now contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
Half a bottle of water
3 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife
1 first aid kit
1 mobile telephone with incriminating photo of fat man
1 mont blanc fountain pen
1 signed contract for 50% of fat man's profits
1 dodgy contract (inside IR35, agency rules opt-out)
1 works schedule
4 explosive-tipped crossbow bolts

Your satchel is quite heavy.

You are wearing a chameleon cloak
You are carrying a katana in your right hand and a crossbow armed with 1 explosive-tipped bolt in your left hand.

You have £13.29 in your wallet
You have £0 in your personal account
You have £357,585.78 in your ltd account
Your income is £345,006.50 per day


Health = 56
Stamina = 4
Respect = 65

[Old Greg]

Exits?

[realityhack]

Exits?

You are standing next to a well with an old rusty bucket and some heavy rope attached to a winch. The village is to the South East, with a lake in the distance, to the south is a beanstalk winding its way into the clouds, beyond that a forest. To the west there is more forest, to the North are the snowy mountains.

There is a fat man here, he is bleeding heavily, his health is 35.

It is sunny.

[Old Greg]

You are standing next to a well with an old rusty bucket and some heavy rope attached to a winch. The village is to the South East, with a lake in the distance, to the south is a beanstalk winding its way into the clouds, beyond that a forest. To the west there is more forest, to the North are the snowy mountains.

There is a fat man here, he is bleeding heavily, his health is 35.

It is sunny.

Open first aid kit and throw fat man a dressing.

[realityhack]

Open first aid kit and throw fat man a dressing.

The fat man uses some gauze and micropore tape to stem the bleeding.

The fat man is now bleeding a bit, his health is 33.

[Old Greg]

Remind fat man of threats to follow and South

[realityhack]

Remind fat man of threats to follow and South

You enter the village from the North. The streets are empty apart from a scrawny-looking dog, scratching around in the dust for scraps, and a horse tied to a rail outside a bar.

Looking around, you see a doctor's surgery, a bar, a hotel, a blacksmiths, a small supermarket, an office building, a bank, a corner shop, a police station and a gentlemen's outfitters.

The fat man picks his nose. His health is 31.

[Old Greg]

You enter the village from the North. The streets are empty apart from a scrawny-looking dog, scratching around in the dust for scraps, and a horse tied to a rail outside a bar.

Looking around, you see a doctor's surgery, a bar, a hotel, a blacksmiths, a small supermarket, an office building, a bank, a corner shop, a police station and a gentlemen's outfitters.

The fat man picks his nose. His health is 31.

We went south - we should be at the beanstalk.

[realityhack]

We went south - we should be at the beanstalk.

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You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks.

To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

[Ardesco]

Climb beanstalk