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    Originally posted by Old Greg
    Inventory
    Your satchel now contains:
    1 candle
    1 box of matches
    Half a bottle of water
    3 small, glowing crystal orbs
    320 receipts for valid business expenses
    1 pocket knife
    1 first aid kit
    1 mobile telephone with incriminating photo of fat man
    1 mont blanc fountain pen
    1 signed contract for 50% of fat man's profits
    1 dodgy contract (inside IR35, agency rules opt-out)
    1 works schedule
    4 explosive-tipped crossbow bolts

    Your satchel is quite heavy.

    You are wearing a chameleon cloak
    You are carrying a katana in your right hand and a crossbow armed with 1 explosive-tipped bolt in your left hand.

    You have £13.29 in your wallet
    You have £0 in your personal account
    You have £357,585.78 in your ltd account
    Your income is £345,006.50 per day


    Health = 56
    Stamina = 4
    Respect = 65
    Last edited by realityhack; 10 August 2007, 09:34.

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      Exits?

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        Originally posted by Old Greg
        Exits?
        You are standing next to a well with an old rusty bucket and some heavy rope attached to a winch. The village is to the South East, with a lake in the distance, to the south is a beanstalk winding its way into the clouds, beyond that a forest. To the west there is more forest, to the North are the snowy mountains.

        There is a fat man here, he is bleeding heavily, his health is 35.

        It is sunny.

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          Originally posted by realityhack
          You are standing next to a well with an old rusty bucket and some heavy rope attached to a winch. The village is to the South East, with a lake in the distance, to the south is a beanstalk winding its way into the clouds, beyond that a forest. To the west there is more forest, to the North are the snowy mountains.

          There is a fat man here, he is bleeding heavily, his health is 35.

          It is sunny.
          Open first aid kit and throw fat man a dressing.

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            Originally posted by Old Greg
            Open first aid kit and throw fat man a dressing.
            The fat man uses some gauze and micropore tape to stem the bleeding.

            The fat man is now bleeding a bit, his health is 33.

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              Remind fat man of threats to follow and South

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                Originally posted by Old Greg
                Remind fat man of threats to follow and South
                You enter the village from the North. The streets are empty apart from a scrawny-looking dog, scratching around in the dust for scraps, and a horse tied to a rail outside a bar.

                Looking around, you see a doctor's surgery, a bar, a hotel, a blacksmiths, a small supermarket, an office building, a bank, a corner shop, a police station and a gentlemen's outfitters.

                The fat man picks his nose. His health is 31.

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                  Originally posted by realityhack
                  You enter the village from the North. The streets are empty apart from a scrawny-looking dog, scratching around in the dust for scraps, and a horse tied to a rail outside a bar.

                  Looking around, you see a doctor's surgery, a bar, a hotel, a blacksmiths, a small supermarket, an office building, a bank, a corner shop, a police station and a gentlemen's outfitters.

                  The fat man picks his nose. His health is 31.
                  We went south - we should be at the beanstalk.

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                    Originally posted by Old Greg
                    We went south - we should be at the beanstalk.
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                    >cognitive failure mode on

                    You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks.

                    To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

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                      Climb beanstalk

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