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    Originally posted by realityhack
    I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'What about my todger? It's beginning to go a bit whiffy, what with the heat and all.'

    You are bleeding heavily.

    Health = 12
    Stamina = 2
    Respect = 15
    Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.

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      Originally posted by richard-af
      Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.
      I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'

      You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
      To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

      You are bleeding heavily.

      Health = 12
      Stamina = 2
      Respect = 15

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        Originally posted by realityhack
        I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'

        You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
        To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

        You are bleeding heavily.

        Health = 12
        Stamina = 2
        Respect = 15
        Take the shirt of a permie, stem the bleeding with it and head East

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          Originally posted by realityhack
          I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'

          You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
          To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

          You are bleeding heavily.

          Health = 12
          Stamina = 2
          Respect = 15
          Well, thank you very much! The bloody crow's made off with it, now.

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes
            Take the shirt of a permie, stem the bleeding with it and head East
            You tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
            Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
            To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

            You are bleeding a bit.

            Health = 10
            Stamina = 2
            Respect = 15

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              Originally posted by richard-af
              Well, thank you very much! The bloody crow's made off with it, now.

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                Originally posted by realityhack
                You tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
                Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
                To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

                You are bleeding a bit.

                Health = 10
                Stamina = 2
                Respect = 15
                bathe in lake to clean wounds, redress bandage

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                  Originally posted by realityhack
                  You tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
                  Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
                  To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

                  You are bleeding a bit.

                  Health = 10
                  Stamina = 2
                  Respect = 15
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                      Originally posted by Burdock
                      bathe in lake to clean wounds, redress bandage
                      You paddle into the freezing waters of the lake, and clean your wounds. You re-bandage yourself with the now somewhat smelly permie shirt.

                      You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
                      To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

                      Health = 10
                      Stamina = 2
                      Respect = 15

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